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Jun 12 12 7:03 PM
Yeoman wrote:Chuckg wrote:A Hero, by 'Bioweapon 155'Premise: The inhuman, deceptive, and horridly cruel aliens of "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" run into an alien that is entirely ready, willing, and able to teach them what real inhuman cruelty is.To be fair, the Incubator's aren't cruel. There is absolutely no malice, pleasure or any other emotion in what they do. It's just the most expedient way they've got the keep the universe going. And, really, even Madoka's solution wouldn't be possible without what Homura spent the series doing, and, as Kyubey notes, resulted in a less efficient system.So paying evil unto evil just seems a poor response. I mean, come on people, this is what Simon the digger exists for.
Chuckg wrote:A Hero, by 'Bioweapon 155'Premise: The inhuman, deceptive, and horridly cruel aliens of "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" run into an alien that is entirely ready, willing, and able to teach them what real inhuman cruelty is.
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Chuckg wrote:You know, I just had a thought. The Incubators justify their astounding douchebaggery on the grounds that 'Well, we need to create new energy in the universe, and strip-mining human souls is the only way we know how to do it! It's the only way to violate conservation of energy!'Hey, Incubators, you know what else violates conservation of energy? TIME TRAVEL. And one of your magical girls, using the wish you gave her, is doing that shit as easily as my cat sheds cat hair. Maybe you should rub two fucking brain cells together and figure out how to use your mojo to fuck physics in the ear without having to treat human lives like we're just more diesel fuel to pour into the cosmic gas tank.Seriously, go Dalek Sec.
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Chuckg wrote:You know, I just had a thought. The Incubators justify their astounding douchebaggery on the grounds that 'Well, we need to create new energy in the universe, and strip-mining human souls is the only way we know how to do it! It's the only way to violate conservation of energy!'\
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Crinos wrote:You should see what me and Yeo did with em in the crinoverse.
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A brilliant mind discovers a problem in search of a solution, which leads to inspiration, which leads to invention, which leads to a technological/magical advance that will in time forever change Equestria.
A scholar, a dressmaker, and a mechanic work together to help a friend stay close to her kids.
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Derpy has been summoned to Canterlot by Princess Celestia. She has been fitted with the ceremonial armour of the Royal Guard, and has been brought to a courthouse. The princess has asked her to speak of an event in her past that she has no memory of. An event that changed her life and altered her personality. She just has to keep reminding herself that "most days are pretty good."
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Luna spoke now, “Fool! Thou art no leader of ponies, thou art but a conjurer of tricks. What makes you think you are qualified to rule?”“I'll show you.” Trixie's horn glowed bright, and the Staff matched it. Celestia and Luna could feel the control of the sun and moon forced from their grasp. Outside they saw the world darken and grow light again. Trixie single hoofedly moved the celestial orbs without the slightest effort. “As you can see, Trixie is now the most powerful pony alive. Trixie has taken the sun and moon, and she intends to take over the rule of Equestria. Do not worry, Trixie will be a wise and just leader.”Celestia couldn't tell which was more disorienting, losing her grip on the sun, or the mare in front of her slipping into the third person. Finally she spoke, “You want to be the new princess?”“Trixie prefers the title queen.”“You will take responsibility for the day and night, and will govern all the ponies?”“That is Trixie's intention.”Celestia and Luna looked at eachother, then back at the mare in front of them. Silently their decision was made. The sisters leaned back on their haunches, raising their forelegs in the air, together they let out a wild, “WOOHOOO!”“We're free!”“Huzza!”“We don't have to take care of the kingdom anymore!”“No more thankless work!”“No more paperwork!”“No more nobles!”“Woo! So long sucker!”The ex-royal pony sisters half danced, half galloped out the door, the unconscious Twilight still on Celestia's back.
“Princess, that's insane!” Twilight cried. “You know perfectly well that the majority of the pony population is either stupid or completely clueless! Parliament can't make a single decision on their own, and now you're balancing them out with another group of old ponies with no concept of reality?”“Despite its accuracy, that's still not a very nice thing to say Twilight.” Celestia chided.“I don't give a flying feather about 'nice,' I'm trying to save Equestria from collapsing!”“It's only been one day, I'm sure the queen will come around.”“Ugh!” Twilight left the room containing her overly comfortable teacher. Kicking open a door she shouted. “Spike, I need you to-”Inside the room she entered was an embarrassed Princess Luna holding a disheveled, though not unhappy, Fluttershy. Twilight backed out and slowly closed the door with her magic. Moving to another room, Twilight cracked the door to peek in. There was Spike, recovering from the party. The magic mare burst inside and shouted. “Spike, we're going to Canterlot. Get me my copies of 'How to Stage a Coup' and '101 Ways to Maim a Unicorn.'”
"So, did Twilight defeat the tyrant Trixie. And having no further concern, she reread a Daring Do novel, and ate some doughnuts. Tales of Twilight's victory spread far and wide across Equestria. Honor and fear were heaped upon her name and, in time, she became a princess by her own hoof... And this story shall also be told.”“Spike, cut that out!” Twilight shouted at her assistant. “I'll reorganize Celestia's schedules, and she can outsource some of her paperwork to me, but there's no way in Tartarus I'm gonna be a princess. Now take a letter:Dear Princess Celestia,Get off your lazy, sexy ass, and start running the country again.Your Faithful Student,Twilight Sparkle”
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